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About Me

Hello, my name is Jeff and this is still just some mediocre web page like everyone elses and I dont like mediocrity, but this will have to do until I get some more time to work on this page. Well anyways...I'm 17 and I live in Worcester, Massachusetts. I am a senior at Auburn High School and I am a god to all my Jeffaholiocs. I am a legend in my own time...I am my schools Ayatollah of Rock n Rolla, their hero for the next millennium..I am Y2Jeff. Alright being popular has gone to my head a little but hey I deserve to be worshiped.

My Online Life

My online life? I'm way too cool to have an online life. Its not like I have so much time I can make web pages like the rest of you automatons, oh wait...nevermind.

My Interests

I know you all want to know my intrests so you can copy me and be just like me so here are a few untill I post "The Largest Survey In The World"(add echo in your mind when you read this) up on my page...

Movies'- The Matrix, South Park, American Pie, SLC Punk
TV Shows'- WWF (it too damn entertaining not to watch), Simpsons, Man Show, South Park, Undressed
Hobbies'- Go to school, listen to music, hang out
Books'- Once I get it im sure it will be mick foleys 'have a nice day'
Band- Nine Inch Nails, Fozzy Osbourne(yes i spelt it right...its Chris Jerichos' cover band), RATM, Static-X, Fear Factory, Blink 182, ICP, Twiztid, Green Day and a very large number more.
Quotes- "If you can't say anything entertaining...then shut the hell up!" -- Chris Jericho

"Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and b*tch-slap the motherf***er upside the head!"

"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody." -- Bill Cosby

"If you love someone, put their name inside of a circle, not a heart, because a heart can be broken, but a circle goes on forever."-Brian Littrell

"No matter how good or bad things seem, they never really are"

"I tell you how I feel but you don't care, I say tell me the truth, but you don't dare, you say love is a hell you cannot bear, and I say gimme mine back and then go there...for all I care..."

"Losers always whine about their best, but winners go home and f**k the prom queen!"

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